I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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