I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Please don't give away my fajitas
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
Randomize
