YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
this hospital has no fireball
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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