But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
Actions speak louder than pants.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
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