Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
how does that bad decision feel?
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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