Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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