the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I woke up under a house in Key West
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Randomize
