is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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