This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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