sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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