On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
someone owes me an orgasm
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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