Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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