I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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