God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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