Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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