with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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