If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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