She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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