69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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