Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
my liver is dry heaving
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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