If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
No I am not eating basil off your cock
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
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