we made out on top of his cat.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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