so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize
