Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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