is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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