Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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