I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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