True but thats because hes a fetus.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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