you would pick up someone in the library
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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