Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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