i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Randomize
