Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Randomize
