Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
That's intense
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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