My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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