Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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