It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
it's like iHOP with fire
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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