Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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