look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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