You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
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