I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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