your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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