On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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