In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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