I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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