? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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