He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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