I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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