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The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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