No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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