That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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