we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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