CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
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